Yeah, you heard it right. I hate (x 500) having a dark tan after a beach trip. I don't loathe going to the beach, though! In fact, I love having beach trips! I just don't like the fact that whenever I bask under the sun, I get dark. My "phobia" on getting dark just grew when I went to Jersey some time last year and fell asleep on the shore (without putting on sunblock lotion). This is what happened a few days after..
I FELL ASLEEP ON THE SHORE FOR 3 HOURS WITH MY HAND ON MY SHOULDER. Good job.
After that incident, I vowed to NEVER ever spend too much time grilling my skin without sunblock. Good thing, Beach Hut sent me their special pizza box!