Hello, I hope you had a wonderful Friday. If you ask me, I certainly did not have a good one.
Why so? Because for the longest time I have been waiting for the delivery of my credit card. Yup, it's been more than 2 weeks and my card hasn't arrived yet. You see, I've been trying to schedule a delivery on December 9. At first, you said "NO. WE CAN'T." But after another request, you said "OK. WE CAN." So I expected that you will deliver on December 9, 2011 between 10am to 6pm.
THAT IS TODAY.
But let's rewind 2 days back. Wednesday, you dropped by the office and I wasn't there. Thursday, it was a city holiday but you still dropped by. Our Accountant even told you to drop by on FRIDAY because for sure, I will be there. Friday, which is today, you did NOT arrive. I made a request (I even have a report number here) for my card to be delivered on this very specific day. You managed to drop by on a holiday, but not on a working day? WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THAT????
I made another request to have my card delivered on Monday, December 12. If my card doesn't show up, BANK BRANCHES WILL EFFING BURN AND BANK MANAGERS' HEADS WILL EFFING ROLL. I know I live in the Philippines, and usually deliveries are late, but ask the bloggers that I work with and they will say that I deliver the stuff they need, even at 11:00 PM. So you can't give me an excuse that there was some sort of rain or a group of goats in the middle of the road that's why you weren't able to deliver my card. Come Monday, I swear to my glass of holy milk I will hit your face with an iPad. No, iPad 2.
Hope you have a great weekend, because that is the last weekend that you will EVER EVER experience.
Sincerely,
A pissed-off (x99999999) consumer