5 Jeje Poses You Need To Know

Admit it, we all have this tiny voice inside us that tells us to do crazy poses and signs once someone brings out a camera. Whether the photographer calls out a "WACKY!!" shot or not, we're all guilty of delivering the best and most intense poses. Sometimes we even take it to the next level and bring out the guns - the jeje poses.

Ginagawa niyo yan, aminin niyo!

So I came up with 5 Jeje poses that everyone needs to know... and do from time to time.


STUDIO PIC POSE

Also known as the Nilalagnat-Ka-Ba pose, this has been around since the studio pic stores (is that what you call them?) ages. I think the Studio Pic pose is the mother of all jeje poses. People have been doing them even before the word 'jeje' was born! It has the perfect combination of pa-cute and annoying, but some people just love doing it. C'mon, I'm pretty sure that you've done this at some point in your life - like when you and your high school barkada would go to the studio and have shots taken. I bet my life savings that you did this... or maybe the photographer asked you to!

HEART POSE

I don't remember how this pose started, but I thought it used to be cute until Justin Bieber kept on doing it and someone posted a photo of it online like this...

ANAK NG TOKWA NAKAKAINIS DIBA. SARAP SIRAIN NG SCREEN.

GANGSTAH POSE

Yeah, you heard that right! It's GANG-STAAAH! We all gon' go HAM tonight with them bitchez and blings, flashy cars and thangs...

But seriously. Although this pose might seem lame, you need extra effort to execute it well. And damn right you gotta make it look whack!

Here's a short checklist that could help you achieve the Gangstah Pose:

Swag wear - CHECK.

Durags/Hankies on your face/head - CHECK.

Gangster signs - CHECK.

Jay-Z & Kanye West attitude - DOUBLE CHECK.

P.S. To the Bloodz, Kryptz, and KKK, please DO NOT kill us. We mean no harm, bros.

HANG LOOSE

Finally, a pose that has history despite it being jeje! The Hang Loose pose, or the Shaka sign, is a pose associated with the surfer culture. Meant to be as a salutation of friendship among surfers, you will often see surfer dudes and chicks using this sign in photos with their surfboards by the shore. Astig diba? 

NOT WHEN YOU START USING IT THE WRONG WAY!

A lot of people do the Hang Loose in really awkward places:

the mall.

the club. 

the park.

in the car.

sa bathroom selfies.

and so much more!

Sige nga, saan dun sa mga lugar na yun ang may waves at present ang surfer culture? SAAN???

And last but not the least...

ULTIMATE JEJE POSE

Once you do this, there's no turning back! I really can't pinpoint how this pose came about, but after doing some internet research I can clearly state that this is the most hardcore jeje pose. If you don't believe me, try doing the pose yourself and see how jeje you'll feel after. I kid you not!


I want to thank Marianne of notyourordinarybeautyqueen.com for being down and all jeje with me!
If you have more jeje poses, please share them with me!


A bonus jeje pose for all the jeje pose-lovers out there: